Knock knock jokes for 5 year olds crack#
Jimmy who? Jimmy crack corn and I don’t care! Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Who’s there? Broccoli? Broccoli who? Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly. Goliath who? Goliath down, you look-eth tired! Lena who? Lena a little closer, and I’ll tell you another joke! A little old lady who? Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel! Adore who? Adore is between us, so please open up! Leon who? Leon me when you’re not strong! Norma Lee who? Normally I ring the doorbell.
Whenever your little one's material starts to get stale, revisit this list of funny kids' jokes and teach them a few more fresh funnies. Because these are kid-friendly jokes, they might earn a few groans from the adults in the room when your child practices their stand-up routine at a party-but shucks, a little corny humor never hurt anybody! We've even broken them down into categories, so your animal-obsessed kindergartener and your food-loving middle schooler can memorize the quips that resonate most with them. These funny jokes are short, simple, and easy to remember. Our list of the best jokes for kids will have everyone–young and old–laughing the day away. If you want to avoid hearing the same comic routine over and over again, you've come to the right place. Unfortunately for you (aka their audience), most kids have a limited supply of gags. Whether you have a silly toddler, a goofy 2nd grader, or a quirky teen, there's something about silly one-liners and knock-knock jokes that kids can't get enough of. That means you're definitely never too young, either-and nobody loves jokes as much as kids do.
Not much is certain in life, but we know one thing for sure: You're never too old to laugh (see also: dad jokes).